THAT WAS AWESOME

by Sooze, Babes Love Baseball

I'm really looking forward to the Tank Abbott autobiography, which may have had its last chapter written Saturday night.

Tank and Kimbo Slice: both scary dudes who I wouldn't cross in a dark alley if I were made of steel and wielding two machetes, rumbled last night for just 43 seconds. It didn't take long for the street-fighting internet sensation, now 2-0, to hand out the piss-pounding with a few hard blows to the melon before a straight right sent the 42-year-old UFC legend face-first to the floor.

Abbott, who slid to 9-14, may or may not be retarded.

Also, lookin' good, Goldberg.