THROWING LINKS

by BD, Staff Writer

Throwing Links is the Epic Carnival's weekend link dump. Coming to you every Saturday morning. Send all submissions here. Maria Menounos is hot, every day, apparently. She's probably in my top five. I think it's because of her girl next door appearance.

10. Tennessee tends to be a bit offensive. (Gate 21)

9. Will scoring with Gisele on Super eve hurt Brady come Super Sunday? (Naughty American)

8. "Tommy-Cam," I think I just threw up in my mouth. (eTrue Sports)

7. It looks like Papelbon may need to get a new agent if he's pushing this stuff. (Red Sox Monster)

6. Joe Buck needs to insert his personality a little more during broadcasts. Those dude guys will like him even more. (Home Run Derby)

5. It's rare that I think of "ramming it," but if, and when I do, I'm unlikely to think of this. (On 205th)

4. And Joey Chestnut wins again. (Hugging Harold Reynolds)

3. Derek Anderson can bowl, and it looks like he may be developing a new nickname as well. (First and 10 Inches)

2. It's official, there is no God. (With Malice...)

1. It took him long enough, but Kimmel has officially taken his shot at fellow network employee Emmit Smith. (Awful Announcing)