Epic Carnival | Where Sports and Pop Culture Collide: TOP 10 FUTURE PGA TOUR TACTICS TO STOP TIGER WOODS


by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

After yet another monstrous win in the World Golf Championships, Tiger Woods has won his last five events, and 7 of the last 10 WGCs. What will his fellow Tour pros try next to stop the onslaught?

10. Increase the volume on those "Noonan" mutterings when he's trying to putt

9. Make family members stand in the galleries holding up signs saying "Tiger Woods Beat Our Daddies So Badly, We're Now Homeless"

8. Try to convince him that Dubai will pay him more if he just stays there all the time

7. Convince all of his sponsors call him on the same day, creating a massive spike in all cell phone traffic; resulting media frenzy might make him take a week off to get them back in line

6. Get Fuzzy Zoeller on the case

5. Demand urine samples to prove that he is, in fact, human

4. Force him to use the name Eldrick

3. Book him on a "Payne Stewart" plane

2. Eliminate the little-known PGA Tour rule that only one black can be on tour at any given time

1. Wait for Nicklaus to poison him to protect his record of most majors won

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