TOP 10 REASONS WHY MLB IS RETRICTING ACCESS

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

MLB became the latest professional league to restrict video, telling networks that they can't show more than two minutes of footage of any single game. Why has the league gone for such douchebaggery?

10. Less baseball on the television equals more butts in the seats... of other events

9. With Bonds not chasing a home run record, many games won't even be televised or played

8. Only way to get Chris Berman to stop screaming like a retarded chicken

7. with may MLB+ teams already assured of playoff spots, more than two minutes of any regular season game just seems kind of pointless

6. It's a humanitarian effort to keep Twins fans from killing themselves as they watch Johan Santana with the Mets

5. Last-ditch approach to get people to actually pay for online content, because everyone just loves to pay for online content

4. Really want to push people back into the simple joys of baseball on the radio

3. Don't want anyone to realize that you can see all of the meaningful plays in a game in little more two minutes

2. Might encourage people to pay attention to stuff beyond home runs and strikeouts, and no one wants that

1. It's been literally weeks since they pulled a bonehead move