TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE A LITTLE TOO EAGER FOR BASEBALL TO START

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. You have been in Florida or Arizona for several weeks, getting warmed up to go to spring training games

9. You still think that your non-MLB+ team has a shot

8. You have already drafted in several fantasy leagues (and really need to join mine -- live auction draft keeper league in its first year!)

7. Despite sub-freezing temperatures in most of the East Coast, you're ready to go outside and have a game of catch

6. You have bought multiple baseball annuals, just so you can sneer at how none of them know as much as you do

5. You care how Roger Clemens looked while throwing batting practice to the Astros, rather than whether or not he's going to jail for perjury

4. You are reading this post looking for sleepers (Daric Barton!)

3. Not only do you know what Strat-O-Matic Baseball is, but you are already playing with 2008 cards

2. You actually care about which player is having visa trouble

1. You refuse to pay attention to any sport that is actually playing games that matter