TOP 11 HACKY SPORTS BLOGGER TOPICS FOR THIS WEEK

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

11. The Pro Bowl isn't very interesting or meaningful

10. The Westminster Dog Show is this week, and it reminds the blogger of some underperforming team (see Heat, Miami)

9. Valentine's Day is the perfect occasion for various hated athletes to announce their raging homosexuality

8. February is a bad time of the year to be a sports fan

7. NASCAR has begun its season, and the blogger is either dangerously excited or resorts to redneck stereotypes

6. Pitchers and catchers report in (checks watch)

5. Anything that shows the YouTubey wit, warmth and wisdom of Chris Berman

4. The continued delight that is Patriot Fan losing his fudge over the Super Bowl loss

3. Nut shot video

2. Poon

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