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TOP 12 THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN THE WINTER SPORTS LULL

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

12. Paying attention to the only issue of Sports Illustrated that anyone has cared about for the last 10+ years

11. Seeing who wins in the Bigger Douche contest between Tom Brady and Arlen Specter (hint: bet on experience)

10. Defensive NHL fans talking about how good the league is now

9. Defensive NBA fans talking about how good the league is now

8. Way too many tortured sports metaphors to try to convince people that the presidential primaries are just as doggone exciting as the world's best athletes competing like mad

7. The slow and ominous rumbling of Chinese Olympic Hype (OBEY OBEY OBEY)

6. Wildly defensive NCAA basketball fans trying to convince you that anything but the tournament matters, and that any of those teams on the bubble will possibly make it to the Sweet 16

5. Pitchers, catchers, and a post-season playoff spot reporting to Florida, Arizona, Boston and New York, respectively

4. Pro Bowl Fever, baby. This time, it's for a trivial amount of money that the players don't really care that much about!

3. Tiger Woods showing that until the PGA gets more brothers, he's just going to keep winning every damn thing in sight

2. Reading any number of post mortems of Bobby Knight's career, and noting how he was more famous for throwing chairs than winning a championship

1. Several weeks of awkward conversation with the dependents that live in your house

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