TOP 13 REASONS WHY MLB PITCHERS WILL EVENTUALLY BE REPLACED BY ROBOTS

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

13. Japanese imports would finally be worthy of the hype

12. Anyone that charges the mound could be incinerated by frickin' lasers, which would completely rule

11. It's the only way the game could ever be made shorter and more entertaining

10. It would finally and irrevocably allow the Yankees to avoid all temptation in managing Joba Chamberlain's pitch count

9. Would bring back bunting, and who doesn't love bunting?

8. People like Barry Zito and Carl Pavano would actually have to earn a living

7. Pitching coaches that could get more out of their machines would be heroes

6. Might finally get the leagues to figure out a common ground on this whole DH thing

5. No more late innings that take hours, due to constant pitching changes

4. Would satisfy the utopian dreams of tens of thousands of hitters, catchers, managers and fantasy league owners

3. Natural progression from rampant steroid and HGH abuse

2. The act of throwing a baseball overhand is so destructive that you've already fallen asleep while reading this

1. Pitchers suck