WE'RE PORNO DIRECTORS BABY

by Rupert, Ghosts of Wayne Fontes

We might be a group mid-twenty to mid-thirty year-old blogging losers, but we're so down with the new technology. And believe us when we tell you, there is no way in hell we're passing up an opportunity to direct our own porno. Here's our first crack in the realm of boner films. OK, it's really just the little mash-up toy that SI put out for the new swimsuit issue in an effort to attract young boners, but still, tell me those effects aren't tastefully included and the transitions aren't seamless. Also, I think this is definitely a breakout performance for Julie Henderson. We're officially obsessed with her.