YOU SUCK AT YOUR JOB!

by Isaac, The World of Isaac

Me: "But that's your only freakin job", I told the coat check attendant. "Your one job is to hang up somebody's coat and take the ticket from that hanger and give it to someone."

"How could you screw that up?"

Flashback Five Minutes earlier........

Coat check attendant: Is this your coat?
Me: No, that's brown, we said black for God sakes. Those are two different colors!

Flashback 10 minutes earlier..........

Coat check attendant: "What color is your coat again, I can't seem to find it"
Me: "Black!!"

Flashback 2 hours earlier.............

Me: I wouldn't check my coat if I were you. There's going to be a long line when we come back. And frankly, this lady looks a little old.

Girlfriend: No, I trust them. How hard could it be to hang up a coat?

What does this story prove? Well....

a) Don't trust the old lady at the coat check who is blind out of one eye
b) Women should ALWAYS listen to men
c) Sometimes even the simplest task is too hard

And its this last point, I'd like to elaborate on.

See, everyday we encounter people that just suck ass at their jobs. The guy at the grocery store who stacks a watermelon on top of your eggs, the person in your office who hits reply all instead of just hitting reply....Seems all too common right? Well, let's look at others who just cant cut it at simple jobs.

Arlen Specter's Chief of Staff

"Sir, we've got a lot of important tasks on the agenda today. There's that thing in Iraq, the meeting with the finance people about the mortgage crisis, and the Homeland Security briefing. But first up and probably the most critical task is holding some hearings about the Patriots spygate thing"

Lindsay Lohan's AA sponsor

I swear there's a new story every week about Lohan in Vegas drinking Vodka like she's Dana Jacobson or something. Didn't this chick just finish like a 3 month stint in rehab or something?

Lindsay Lohan has been doing pretty well since her release from rehab. Even though she relapsed on New Year's Eve, she called her sponsor and now she's back on track.

I realize that its not on the sponsor to control the other person's lives but what the hek, you couldnt even keep this chick clean for a week.

NY Mets Clubhouse Security


Its a wonder what these guys were thinking for the better part of 10 or so years. Letting some shady characters in the clubhouse, suspicious packages getting delivered marked "fragile", guys staying "after hours" to hang with Kirk Radomski in the locker room.

There has to be security cameras at Shea right? Were these guys playing poker when this stuff was going on?

Tara Reid's Plastic Surgeon



The Dr. Nick of all plastic surgeons. Where'd this guy graduate from? Grenada U? Its one thing to botch a boob job, its quite another to make someone's stomach look like a 65 yr old's vag.

Pac Man Jones' Financial Advisor


Couldn't a simple question like:

"Why do you need 80k in one dollar bills" stopped a lot of the problems Pac Man had. Just imagine if his adviser would have done that. Would Pac Man still make it rain?