FINALLY... A CHANCE TO MEET BRUCE HAMBURGER

by Rupert, Ghosts of Wayne Fontes

You are in luck folks. Not only have our collective lifelong dreams to meet legendary assistant women's basketball coach of the New York Liberty, Bruce Hamburger, been answered, but we also get an opportunity to kick it with our cheering section for the upcoming season. Normally, when the WNBA season kicks off, I'm so nervous to meet all the new faces in my section. Is there gonna a heavy drinking fat dude who gets pissed when I stand up and cheer in his line of sight? Is there gonna be a bunch of corporate stiffs who don't even care about the results of the game and are only there to wine and dine their lesbian hedge fund clients?

There are so many questions to answer. Thank god for the Meet the Edge of Your Seat networking event. I'll see you there.