by Sterling Gould, More Credible
Remember Ashley Russell when she was on Rivals.com? She was that blonde chick that apparently had more football knowledge than you and I combined (making one ponder if her boobs double as brains?). She has it all... blonde hair, blue eyes, perky tits, and I'd delve into her backside if they would be so kind as to have her do the news from behind her back. She's now a host for the Yahoo! Sports Minute. Hmmm, an attractive female sports girl hosting a "Sports Minute"? Sounds like something that is eerily like another website I know...
Anyways, Ashley has lost some considerable weight since joining forces with the exclamated word... and she is starting to freak me out. The wholesome girl with a big smile now looks like the incredible disappearing model with TOO much make-up. Yahoo!... guys... chill out with the girl's eye shadow, it's starting to look like two black eyes from Antonio Tarver. And her head has gotten way too big for the girls body, not to mention her neck that seems almost... giraffe like. Think I'm being too critical? Just scroll down to her video on Yahoo!'s Sports page. Ms. Russell has probably loss about 15-20 pounds, and I'd never thought I'd say this, but give me whale. Ms. Russell, a suggestion from me to you, pound some cheeseburgers my dear (and add that mayo). You can do them sit-ups, just please don't lose that butt.
And sports relation? No, I haven't written in months you jerks... give me some time.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
HEY ASHLEY RUSSELL, I LIKED YOU WHEN YOU WERE CHUNKY
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There's a lot more that could be done to make those sports minute shows more interesting than they are now, depending on how accepting the audience would be. Sounded to me like she was just stuck re-reading highlights.
In an odd sort of way, it's almost refreshing hearing a male blogger telling a woman that she should eat more...or it was until the "don't lose that butt" line, ha.
You're an idiot for even opening your mouth. Ashley Russell has NEVER been chunky! Find something else to talk about you pig!!!
You're an idiot for even opening your mouth. Ashley Russell has NEVER been chunky! Find something else to talk about you pig!!!
Nah, I think we should talk about Ashley Russell before. I agree--I liked her better when she had some meat on her bones. Its a shame that some broads just can't figure things out--the ones that look better chunky are the first to lose weight while so many other women just can't push themselves away from the buffet or put down the Bon Bons while they're wasting their days watching Oprah while their husbands are hard at work putting food on the table. Not that the battle axe ever *cooks*. If the average woman would try thinking of someone besides herself now and then and try mixing in a few situps or Snackwell's low fat cookies they wouldn't balloon up to the size of Kansas football coach Mark Mangino and the divorce rate in the country wouldn't be as high as it is.
Kudos to the Epic Carnival for providing a valuable public service by pointing out which broads look better with more or less weight...
Ashley Russell is the best thing that's ever happened to sports reporting
She looks a lot better now. She looks fantastic, actually. I have no complaints!! Keep it up Ash!! :)
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