by Rupert, Ghosts of Wayne Fontes
Something tells me Shawne Merriman better get his ass to the safe house, pronto. After allegedly having a hit called on him last season by Tennessee Titans' coach, Jeff Fischer - one that took out his knee ligament for the game against Detroit - Merriman's car just got the Jack McKay treatment in San Diego. Police found Merriman's $180,000 Mercedes Benz stolen and torched to a fricassee.
Merriman - or Lights Out as the retarded folks like to call him - has a divided love/hate fanbase. His short career has included taking out one of the games most gifted running backs in his prime, Priest Holmes, and serving a suspension for violating the league's drug policy for Steroids.
While it's probably not crazy to assume that this is just a case of the old steal the car, smoke some crack in it, pick up a hooker, get some road head, jack the rims, sell the rims, buy some 40s of OE, and blow the thing up once you gotta good buzz on, Mr. Merriman might just want to sleep with one eye open. Something tells me he has made one too many enemies.
Something tells me Shawne Merriman better get his ass to the safe house, pronto. After allegedly having a hit called on him last season by Tennessee Titans' coach, Jeff Fischer - one that took out his knee ligament for the game against Detroit - Merriman's car just got the Jack McKay treatment in San Diego. Police found Merriman's $180,000 Mercedes Benz stolen and torched to a fricassee.Merriman - or Lights Out as the retarded folks like to call him - has a divided love/hate fanbase. His short career has included taking out one of the games most gifted running backs in his prime, Priest Holmes, and serving a suspension for violating the league's drug policy for Steroids.
While it's probably not crazy to assume that this is just a case of the old steal the car, smoke some crack in it, pick up a hooker, get some road head, jack the rims, sell the rims, buy some 40s of OE, and blow the thing up once you gotta good buzz on, Mr. Merriman might just want to sleep with one eye open. Something tells me he has made one too many enemies.
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1 comment(s):
Your writing skills are actually funnier than your intentional attempts at humor.
You misspelled peoples' names, played on stereotypes and stuck mostly with opinion as opposed to the facts.
I gained nothing valuable in reading your article. Damn google!
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