TOP 10 EXCUSES FOR NOT CARING ABOUT THE NCAA TOURNAMENT

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Despite picking all of the games successfully, your pool is still somehow worthless

9. Duke hasn't lost fast enough

8. After ignoring men's college basketball for the past 361 days, seems just a bit hypocritical to jump in now

7. You just can't tear yourself away from the NFL Network's coverage of DeAngelo Hall going to the Raiders ($70 million?)

6. OJ Mayo's one-and-done has taken all the life out of you

5. The fact that Oral Roberts lost just proves that the tournament is Satanic

4. You're not prepared for a sport where Notre Dame doesn't suck

3. It's just not the same to watch Temple lose without seeing John Chaney looking like he's passing a kidney stone

2. Minor league basketball is minor league basketball

1. After a first day in which 2 out of 16 lower seeds won, you are feeling more mad than Madness