TOP 10 POINTS TO WATCH FOR IN RANDY JOHNSON'S FIRST SPRING TRAINING START

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Whether or not he's got the back flexibility, following his second operation in a year, to make a full turn and delivery

9. If the birds in Tucson have acquired the evolutionary knowledge to know to stay the hell away from him



8. A small perspective into seeing how much Johnson will degrade himself to get those last 16 wins to reach 300

7. How much of a red ass he's getting from being clearly no better than the #3 starter

6. Given his age, how well he'll do so close to the Daylight Savings clock change

5. If it goes badly, if he will try to kill a cameraman with his talons

4. Whether he can crush AAAA (aka the NL) while coping with the early stages of Alzheimer's

3. Early indication to see if Tom Glavine will make good on his threat to be the last 300-game winner

2. If rehab and advancing age has taken their toll on his movie-star looks (note: movie genre not specified)

1. The constant hope among aging fans that maybe he has one last great mullet in him