Epic Carnival | Where Sports and Pop Culture Collide: TOP 10 SHAQ CRITICISMS ABOUT THE MIAMI HEAT


by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Pat Riley stopped being a genius

9. Had to play with no-defense teammates like Ricky Davis and Chris Quinn, rather than no-defense teammates like Antoine Walker and Jason Williams

8. Dwayne Wade stopped getting 20 calls a game, rather than 30

7. Teammates' kids were fat

6. Heat insisted on playing overrated big men who were long past their prime... like that Alfonzo Mourning guy

5. Unlike when he trashed old organizations in Los Angeles and Orlando, this time's it is completely warranted

4. Heat pursued a dubious strategy of making him become older and slower

3. Over time, club started making him shoulder more of the load by actually showing up and playing during the regular season

2. Heat did nothing about all of these mean fantasy league types who refused to own him anymore

1. Didn't take his second career as the world's largest police officer seriously

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