TOP 10 SIGNS THAT CHRIS WEBBER'S COMEBACK WASN'T WORKING OUT

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Large fork in his back made going through airports difficult, so he only made it to one road game

9. Team officials kept telling him his knee was bad, in increasing levels of volume

8. Fans keep asking what Tom Gugliotta is doing

7. Kept having to push aside cobwebs on fast breaks

6. The mind is willing, but he just can't coach kill the way he could when he was a younger man

5. Speed hindered by the presence of splinters in ass

4. Timeouts called now not as tragic mistake in tight game, but to stop heart attack

3. The market for broken-down 35-year-old big men with bad knees just isn't very good

2. Hasn't broken double figures this year in a game, unless you count head shakes and sad sighs

1. Just didn't have anything left in the tank after playing over 30,000 NBA minutes, many of them while trying