TOP 10 SIGNS THAT MARK CUBAN'S STARTING TO LOSE IT

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool



10. Wearing a t-shirt with "Avery's Team" on it, and underwear that says "Nellie's Property"

9. Calling Toni Braxton for advice on how to motivate Jason Kidd

8. Already writing a furious post on his blog about this blog

7. Watching the footage of Dirk Nowitzki getting hurt on a continuous loop while weeping

6. Starting to redact final scores from recent Mavs games

5. Wants Ross Perot to buy the team back

4. So upset, he's not even able to say something to get fined

3. Launching a new "Dancing With the Cube" show for his HD channel, only this time, he's really going to femme it up

2. Believes that he is John Galt

1. Still totally behind Michael Bloomburg for President