TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU'RE NOT REALLY READY FOR BASEBALL

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. You're wondering if this would be more exciting with a bracket

9. The NFL Draft is taking up more of your time, and you've got the Mel Kiper-induced nightmares to prove it

8. Your fantasy league draft prep involved looking at even more porn than usual

7. You'd rather watch Roy Williams cry, John Calipari be arrogant, or Dick Vitale wave his hands around while fluffing a coach

6. You'd rather spend time thinking about the Women's Final 4 than the NL Central

5. You think John Kruk isn't a complete and utter tool

4. Games that count in the standing have been played, and you're still writing freaking season previews

3. You can't imagine going to a game right now, because it's too cold outside

2. Dozens of players are on new teams, and you feel guilty for not committing all of the player moves to memory

1. It's still freaking March