TOP 10 UPCOMING CELEBRITY SPORTS CONTRACTS

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

With the Yankees scoring a PR coup by having 60-year-old Billy Crystal suit up, other sports franchises are moving to follow suit.

10. Clippers to try Frankie Muniz at point guard with tragic, Sean Livingston-esque results

9. Denis Leary mixes tragedy, comedy and drama together as the Red Sox's fire marshall and bullpen coach

8. After years of Ryan Dempster, Cubs fans are looking forward to Bill Murray closing out games; he won't get it done either, but at least it might be funny

7. Mr. T pities the fool who tries to pull a Ligue on his White Sox now that he's the first base coach

6. Drew Carey joins the Indians' rotation in a transparent attempt to make CC Sabathia look less morbidly obese

5. Center field in Detroit will be entirely covered by Tom Selleck's mustache

4. Giants to continue their youth movement and add to the high-larity with Robin Williams taking over for Bonds in left

3. Alyssa Milano to become the most-traded celebrity sport contract ever, if you catch our meaning

2. Spike Lee joining the Knicks as a backup point guard for the bargain price of $10 million per year

1. Jessica Alba turns out to be tougher and more defensive oriented than of the Warrior big men