TOP 10 WAYS SPORTS BLOGGING WILL CHANGE

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. More marketing placements for fine products like the Gilette Octo, where eight blades work in perfect harmony to give a man the best shave he can get

9. Behaviorally targeted ads based on your individual smirk stream

8. Content outsourced to India with minimal disruption to readers, especially for those who love a good cricket joke

7. Video blogging allows readers to see how many of us are pretty, pretty ladies

6. Online advertising revenue rises, allowing prominent sports bloggers to make the move from bottom to top ramen

5. Clueless old media types are relocated to internment camps

4. Settings will allow readers to toggle the poon, if you catch my meaning

3. No list writing without a license

2. Podcasting with wacky, Morning Zoo-esque sound effects

1. Theme music, production values, catering and promotional budgets, baby