TOP 11 SIGNS THAT BARRY BONDS IS DEFINITELY A VICTIM OF COLLUSION

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

Noted: MLB Players Association head Donald Fehr says his staff will examine possible collusion against Bonds. With everything the Home Run King has got going for him, its clearly a witch hunt.

11. As the past few years in San Francisco have shown, having Bonds around is just supremely conducive to winning

10. Every MLB team can use a 43-year-old clubhouse cancer without a defensive position

9. Federal indictments are in no way distracting to a team

8. His special leather recliner hardly takes up any room at all

7. Many MLB teams don't have any of his past teammates

6. His kid is old enough that JT Snow no longer has to rescue him from guys trying to run the bases

5. Now that every home run he hits is a record, he's a box office bonanza

4. Fans just love walks, both as an offensive weapon and a baserunning and defensive strategem

3. He shows up to work for as many as three games a week, assuming they aren't day after night, on turf, or against a tough lefty

2. After making $19.3 million last year, he's willing to consider signing for a bargain rate of $18 million

1. If you sign him, you get to see his current mistress... a lot