TOP 11 SIGNS THAT THE FAVRE RETIREMENT COVERAGE HAS BEEN OVERBLOWN

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

11. Images of Favre's face popping up in tortillas, oil stains and produce across the Americas

10. Many casual fans are now under the impression that Favre died, either at Daytona or from OJ Simpson-related violence

9. Surprisingly, other things have happened in the world in the past 48 hours

8. National Day of Mourning not taking much hold in the other NFC North cities

7. State-wide suicide watch for Wisconsin residents running into the problem of finding people who don't want to kill themselves just from living in Wisconsin in March

6. Aaron Rodgers already on thin ice to lose the job for a more... experienced... quarterback

5. Joe Montana refusing to admit on camera that Favre totally kicks his ass

4. According to Google, there are 3,062 related articles today to the Favre press conference.

No, seriously.

I need to take a moment. Or maybe 3,062 of them...

3. Warren Sapp now abusing Vicodin in a last-ditch effort to catch up

2. Bart Starr has been stricken from the Packers historical record

1. Holy Ghost bumped from Christian Trinity, with only a successful mid-season comeback keeping Favre from the second spot