TOP 11 SIGNS YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS PICKING AN NCAA BRACKET

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

11. You are on a first-name basis with the guy at your local pawn shop

10. You're reading this in a hope of getting some actual insight

9. Memphis being a #1 seed stuns you, in that you were unaware that there was a team in Memphis

8. Your sleeper picks are Arizona State, Dayton and Ohio State

7. When in doubt on a pick'em game, you inevitably go with the cooler sounding mascot

6. Strength of cheerleader squad means more to you than strength of conference (this also means you may be a sports blogger)

5. You think RPI is an engineer school

4. You keep forgetting whether Kevin Love or Tyler Hansbrough is the white guy (shh...)

3. This is the year, you are convinced, that a 16 seed wins

2. You know too much, which means you'll fail to pick at least 2 out of 4 #1 seeds to make it to the Final Four

1. You're not Denise from Accounting, who knows nothing, somehow wins every year, and will be found dead in a dumpster some day for it