Epic Carnival | Where Sports and Pop Culture Collide: TOP 14 DEVELOPMENTS FROM THE FAVRE RETIREMENT


by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

14. Packer fans now really don't like Randy Moss

13. Lambeau Leaps to turn into Lambeau Sighs

12. No NFL QB ever allowed to look like he enjoys playing the game ever again

11. Green Bay Fan gets to buy their first new jersey in 16 years

10. John Madden to put on another 100 pounds in depression-fueled binge eating

9. Packers are now allowed to move to Los Angeles

8. No one will take Prilosec ever again

7. ESPN renamed BFPN

6. Aaron Rodgers has to take over his restaurant

5. Lambeau Field to get Astroturf, dome, new name

4. Sports bloggers lose a classic filler subject (I promised myself I wouldn't cry)

3. Kilne, Mississippi to take over all of Green Bay's tourism dollars

2. Chris Mortenson and Peter King to form treatment center to help fellow media members survive withdrawal

1. Sports media shifts to its new 24/7/365 story "Is Favre Coming Out Of Retirement?"

3 comment(s):

Anonymous said...

You misspelled Kiln.

Anonymous said...

Packers can't move out of Green Bay, they are owned by shareholders. No rich owner to move just to get a better stadium deal or TV contract.

Anonymous said...

It was a joke.

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