Epic Carnival: BOO WEEKLEY LIVES IN THAT TRAILER DOWN THE STREET

Sunday, April 20, 2008

BOO WEEKLEY LIVES IN THAT TRAILER DOWN THE STREET

by Brandon Stafford, BullievableSports

Well not really, but I'm not ruling out the fact that he does live in a trailer. Boo Weekley is very outlandish.(and thats being nice) He's just a country bumpkin tryn' to make him a livin'

Boo has caused Sergio Garcia to become disqualified from the PGA championship due to his inability to count to 4 on the scorecard.(and he almost did it again the next time they played together) He breaks out in rashes if he wears cotton so instead wears rain pants. He dips constantly on the course and loves a good steak & cold brew after his round. Most importantly he wins golf tournaments in a little league people like to call the PGA Tour.

OK so the guy can't count, can't wear cotton, and you cant invite him over to your parents house for fear he might spit some dip on their white carpet. But the guy can play some golf. This week, he defended his Verizon Heritage title by shooting -15 which was 3 shots better than Aaron Baddeley. Oh yeah and he won $990,000. My guess is that he will be buying this and this. Just throwing that out there!

2 comment(s):

Sooze said...

...because he definitely already has one of these.

Great post Brandon.

Brandon said...

haha very true, I think Boo invented that!!


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