CHALK ANOTHER ONE UP FOR AVERY

by Isaac, The World of Isaac

He might be a D-list hockey player but Sean Avery still seems to pull some wild tail. The latest rumor about him is his exploits with Kingpin prostitute Ashley Dupre.

I'm not even sure why he's denying it at this point. Who cares! When he retires from the NHL, he'll be know more for the woman he banged than the crappy fights he gets in.

And just to review, here is the women Avery has supposedly been with. The World of Isaac decides if they are hittable or not.

Mary-Kate Olsen



I can't even tell the difference between her and her dumb-ass sister. Outside of this pic, all the other ones of them look like stick figures with painted on faces. I remember when people were actually excited that the Olsen twins were turning 18...

Seems like long ago......

VERDICT: Hittable only if you enjoy crack whores


Lake Bell



Um yeah? Who is this chick? I had to wikipedia her name. Supposedly, she was on Boston Legal and supposedly none of the Carnival Readers will get a boner over her.



VERDICT: Take her home for your parents but not for a one-night stand

Elisha Cuthbert



Pictures speak louder than words. If you need to take a 5 minute "bathroom break" after looking at these, feel free


VERDICT: Like I needed to ask


Rachel Hunter



She's 38 so she's right at that age where you'd consider it. Yea, she's pushed out two kids but she was a supermodel back in the day.


VERDICT: If you're in the mood for a cougar, have at it.