Epic Carnival: "FUGLY" JUST DOESN'T QUALIFY

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

"FUGLY" JUST DOESN'T QUALIFY


by Sterling Gould, Staff Writer

Dear Yahoo Sports!,

Who the hell is Mickey Kelly? And why is she holding a gun with that massive silencer? You somehow destroyed one of my favorite sports chicks in Ashley Russell, the least you can do for me now is take away my fantasy of chicks with guns. That poor faced Bettie looks like she's had one too many rounds in the boxing ring... with a Silverback Gorilla. Actually, I don't even think a Silverback would put his paws on this broad.

She's hard on the eyes guys. Not going to lie.

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