THE NICKELODEON: STALKING STARTS KINDA EARLY IN NHL

by Sterling Gould, Staff Writer

I don't watch hockey because I believe it is Canada's form of illegal immigration to the United States. So I couldn't tell Miikka Kiprusoff from Wayne Gretsky if I had to. But I can tell when you've got a stalker on your hands:



The parents of this poor lad have his wires all tangled up. He's supposed to be stalking women, not grizzly dudes that wear padded clothes for a living. Unless you're into that sorta thing...