THE NICKELODEON: YOUNG GIRLS ON A TREADMILL

by Sterling Gould, Staff Writer

Ya know, normally I enforce a strict policy on my woman of "one hour on the treadmill before you cook my supper". But after watching this, I think I might make that a day to day sort of thing. Wouldn't want her to injure herself (because who else is going to cook... me? Fat chance douche-a-thon):



I was teetering with a "FAT GIRL ROLLS DOWN TREADMILL" headliner, but nothing produces more web hits than putting "YOUNG GIRLS" anywhere in the title. It's got the same attraction effect as unwanted babies to unsuspecting dumpsters!