A SERIES OF LETTERS FROM ROBINSON CANO

by Simon, SimonOnSports

Hola Major League Beisbol,

I would like to tell you that I do not think we should play baseball in April. It is cold outside. I can not concentrate, I am too cold. I can not even warm up with the under armour that I am wearing. Even hugging Melky won't make me warm enough to play. If not and we play in April can we play in warm spot. Like Texas or Florida? Is cold in New York and Boston, no one likes it cold. See even Jeter need wear big coat and he from Canada I think.

Is not cold in Dominican, maybe we play there? Is warm and sunny and me can hit ball hard there? What you think? That good idea? Say yes.

Batting .159 Make Me Sad,
Robby

Hola Fantasy Owners,

Is Robinson Cano, you're favorite 2b fantasy player. You like me cause I am fun and hit ball hard in month of july and august. I am great player when it is warm. Is why I say sorry to you now. You should have trade for me next month, is too cold for me to hit in April. I can not do it. So you probably hate me now which is sad. Please do not trade me, me promise I will hit ball hard when it get hot in summer.

Me Sorry,
Robby

Hola Mr. Girardi,

Hi Joe, I know I see you everyday but I think I shoulder send you letter. I do not think I should hit behind Mr. Giambi. He is not very good at beisbol no more. I just think is cold so I can't hit. He is white guy, he no think is very cold, he just sucks. I should not hit behind him, too because he is fat. I hit ball down line and only get single when he is on base cause he is too fat and slow to get to 3rd. Maybe he should not play any more at all. He should be traded for the candy bars you won't let us have anymore. Me and melky like candy, make us happy. Make us hit better. At least you can bring back ice cream. Me like ice cream, expecially toasted almond bars. They are yummy.

Thank You Mr. Girardi,
Robby

Hola Pitchers,

Is cold outside do you not think? I shiver. I can not hit curveball right now. Can you not throw me curveball right now? Is only fair.

Thank You,
Robby

Hola Hank,

Can you make Stadium Hot? Robby likes hot.

Thank You,
#24 Second Baseman Robinson Cano