TOP 10 MLB NICKNAMES THAT AREN'T REAL, BUT SHOULD BE

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

You are looking at Robert "Death to Flying Things" Ferguson, a defensive stalwart of an outfielder for the 19th century Brooklyn Atlantics in the 1870s... and proof that we live in a wussified era of nicknames. Where's "The Wild Horse of the Osage", much less a "Ducky Wucky", "Losing Pitcher" or "Old Aches and Pains"? Dammit, Sports Blogosphere, if we can make the Mets play Rick Astley, we can definitely come up with more insulting nicknames. Submit yours in the comments...

10. Brett Myers -- The Love Hammer

9. Melvin Mora - E-5

8. Moises Alou - Yellow Palm

7. Kerry Wood -- Balsa

6. Carl Everett -- Di-No-Rite

5. Mark Prior -- Barbaro

4. Felix Pie -- The Fixed Cat

3. Eric Byrnes -- Pickle Pants

2. Richie Sexson - Boo If You're Rich

1. Aubrey Huff -- A-Huff