Epic Carnival: TOP 10 MOST OVERRATED PLAYERS IN NFL HISTORY

Sunday, April 6, 2008

TOP 10 MOST OVERRATED PLAYERS IN NFL HISTORY

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

Notes... Overrated doesn't mean bad. It just means that the meed'ja can't speak to any of your flaws, and that you've never taken abuse for your failings, while being praised for your successes. If you rolled this team out on the field, you'd win nearly every game, rating or no.

It's also not a moral failing on the part of the player. In your career, you'd be thrilled to be overrated; it would mean that you'd be getting paid large for what you did, and wouldn't have to worry about getting canned -- heck, you'd probably get headhunted away for more cash from someone else.

It's also harder, in my opinion, to be overrated in tough media markets. There's any number of writers ready to take down anyone with a pedigree; unless you've got some kind of meed'ja mojo working, you're going to get bloodied up a bit.

Finally, you really need to have played in the last 20 to 30 years, and probably less, to be exceptionally overrated. For all I know, Bobby Layne really was more like Bobby Hoying -- but the world, um, doesn't care about NFL history before the Super Bowl, as witnessed by the fact that no one talks about my 3-time champion Eagles.

Finally, no list is perfect, and I'm sure that everyone's own choices will differ. Please be assured that your list will differ, and it will also be wrong.

Having said all that... let's get to it!

10. Mike Alstott. Fullbacks block, score in short yardage, and generally go about their business of quiet obsolescence. Since Alstott was a good interview, broke some tackles, and scored a lot (71 TDs for his career, the Buc team record) he wound up being an 6-time Pro Bowl pick... and at least 3 of those were on name alone.

9. Randy Moss. Normally, I'm not one to put too much stock into playoff performance; it's a small sample size, and all you need to do is have one good game to be known as Clutch Forever. But with Moss, we've got years of El Foldo performances, including last season's complete disappearance from the Patriots -- and we've got his complete quit job, along with the rest of his Vikings teammates, against the immortal Kerry Collins Giants. When your biggest playoff performance involves pantomime mooning, that's not good... and we're not even getting into the off-field nonsense.

8. DeAngelo Hall. Shutdown corners are wonderful, except when they aren't. Hall's numbers from a stat geek standpoint really aren't worth his standing, especially now that the Raiders have paid a fortune for his services. You also have to love his, um, leadership when things started to go downhill in Atlanta last year. And if he was really good, why does Steve Smith utterly own him? (And OK, perhaps Hall really isn't noteworthy enough to be a top 10 selection, so consider him a placeholder for your favorite overrated corner.)

7. Zach Thomas. There's nothing quite like the old-school undersized gritty white linebacker with a long career for media mouth jobs. Thomas makes a lot of tackles, but most of them are downfield, and he's got to be held responsible on some level for the terrible performance of this team in the past few years. There's not much here here, and I'd be surprised if the new regime in Miami keeps him on for too much longer.

6. Terry Bradshaw. Let's see, you've got the dominant defensive team of the era. You've got a relentlessly durable star RB, and a top-notch fullback. Your WRs are the definitive possession and speed guys of their era, so you are more or less surrounded by Hall of Famers. So just how amazing is four rings, especially when the team more or less carried you to at least half of those? (Again, I'm not saying that the player is bad. Bradshaw had arm strength, durability, some mobility and more than a few clutch moments. But there have been 100 other NFL QBs you could say that about.)

5. Jeremy Shockey. The Alstott of tight ends, only much more mouthy and injury-prone. He's also very good at making drive-stopping drops. There are people who think the Giants are better off without Shockey, and note that the Super Bowl run only happened with him on the shelf, which gave Kevin Boss a chance to shine. Those people would be right.

4. William Perry. A situational defensive tackle who couldn't stay in enough shape to play significant downs. A media phenomenon, and an inspiration to fat guys and nickname generators. But in terms of actual utility to a team, the Fridge is more or less ordinary... and the fact that he ended his career with a Super Bowl touchdown, while Sweetness Payton didn't? Mike Ditka sucks.

3. This slot could be held by Ray Lewis, but that might make him angry. And we're not going to do that, are we?

Besides, there is no way that a mic'ed up clubhouse performer who believes that spasmodic dance routines are part and parcel of real leadership, for a team that completely fell apart... well, he couldn't possibly be, well, a big ol' media whore, could he?

2. Joe Namath. Hardcore health issues. No mobility. In his signature career win in Super Bowl III, it was more the Jets defense and running game that led the way. The defining media / sports star of his league, and a relatively short career with mediocre completion percentages and high pick numbers.

When you watch film of him, he's got the goods -- fast release, tight spirals, the look of a winner. And perhaps he should be given a break for playing with a lot of bad teams and offensive lines. But really, if SB III doesn't happen, no one remembers him.

1. Brett Favre. Like there could be any other choice? Take away his single Super Bowl win, he'd have had the Dan Marino career, but with a lot more media hate for the Vicodin abuse, the Javon Walker twerpishness, the multiple playoff-ending interceptions, the Strahan hook slide hand job...

Considered but not listed: Howie Long, Reggie Bush, Frank Gifford, Brian Urlacher, Barry Sanders, Warren Sapp, Dan Dierdorf, Terrell Owens, Vince Young

15 comment(s):

Anonymous said...

Zach Thomas was let go by the Dolphins a month or so ago.

Mac G said...

As a huge fudge packer fan, I strongly disagree with your assessment. How is the player who threw more TDs than anyone in the history of the NFL the most over rated player? What other Hall of Fame type of players played with him on offense during his prime? Dorsey Levens, Antonio Freeman, Mark Rapemura &Robert Brooks? Laughable.

Troy Aikman, who's career stats are pretty average, should be on this list. His career would have sucked without his all pro line, Emmitt Smith, Novacek, and Michael Irvin.

DMtShooter said...

1) How can the all-time INT leader not be on this list?

2) Favre's OL was pretty great throughout his career, and it's interesting that you define his prime to not include Ahman Green, Javon Walker, Donald Driver, Bubba Franks, Keith Jackson and more -- not to mention a coaching staff that populated the NFL.

3) Aikman, and as an Eagles fan it kills me to say this, can count a lot of rings. He also didn't end his team's season with picks the way Favre did.

Again, overrated doesn't mean bad. It just means overrated. If I were a Packer fan, I'd stand up for the guy too. But for the QB that the media could never stop slobbering over, who no one ever called out for his faults... well, sorry. Ruling stands.

Anonymous said...

OP... your an idiot... the only guy on here that i agree with is hall. To say that the others are overrated makes you look like someone who is pissed off that he didn't make the football team in college. I would love to see you do anything against any of em. laughable!!

Anonymous said...

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2008 winner for Dumbest Comment. Let's give him a hand!

Anonymous said...

wow. this is really a shitty report. Even though these players may not have been the greatest, or maybe had a few mistakes, they still played in the NFL!!!! You cant really bullshit your way there. It just really shows that the person who wrote this page must be some fat ass whos pissed of because he didnt make his high school football team. GREAT JOB DUMBASS!!! hope u feel better now bought that how makin the team thing.

Anonymous said...

Barry Sanders should be nowhere near any list that says overrated. By far the GREATEST running back to ever put on a uniform!

Anonymous said...

This is SO stupid.. Zack Thomas was a GREAT linebacker and one of the best in NFL. Randy Moss has the best hands in NFL and Shockey is a graet TE doing his thing just good! SAME WITH BRETT FAVRE!?!? How can you say this? This is just stupid.

DMtShooter said...

Graet comment. I'm totally in your debt. Now, read the first three paragraphs again, perhaps slowly and with your lips moving. Then, tell me who is more overrated. Or just go eat more paste. Either is fine.

Anonymous said...

How can you say that Terry Bradshaw, Joe Namath, Howie Long, Frank Gifford, Barry Sanders, and Dan Dierdorf are overrated? In fact the only one's you got right on the Top 10 list are Mike Alstott, Jeremy Shockey, and William Perry. Note: DeAngello Hall and Zach Thomas are overrated but not that overrated so they don't belong on this list. Reggie Bush is VERY overrated.

Anonymous said...

This is a retard pole. Barry Sanders
was the greatest RB of all time. Bite your tongue for even considering him. I D I O T S.

DMtShooter said...

How tall is the Retard Pole at your house? Try poll. Though I do admire that you can spell idiots...

Anonymous said...

Love that you put Brett Favre first. Throw in the entire Fighting Irish team as well. Not sure about Barry Sanders being mentioned however.

Anonymous said...

this list is horrible! barry sanders should not even be close to this list he was THE GREATEST ever. And most of these players weren't even overrated at all.

packerfan said...

R u gay u dumb shit barry sanders is not overated he's the best back to ever play he has the record for most seasons over 1500 yards emmit smith played till 37 and has the record 18000 yards barry retired at 30 and had 16000 he would of shattered the record




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