TOP 10 REASONS WHY CHRIS HENRY'S CONDUCT COULD "NO LONGER BE TOLERATED" BY THE BENGALS

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Five arrests in the last three years is a big difference from four arrests in the last three years

9. He won't be very useful on the field when NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has him assassinated

8. Rest of the team was feeling inadequate from not being able to keep up with his arrest pace

7. 7 fewer touchdowns in 2007 means that bail is no longer a defensible purchase

6. Keeps boring his teammates with the same Pacman Jones stories from when they both were at West Virginia

5. Teammates really hated the taste of his shoe weed

4. By being arrested in his jersey, made the other Bengal convicts look like they weren't team players

3. Some of the minors that he provided liquor to were total scags

2. Continues to let the team down on defense

1. Considering that Henry claims that the latest incident was a case of mistaken identity, the Bengals are desperate to avoid His Evil Twin