TOP 10 REJECTED TOP 10 LISTS

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. "Accidental" injuries and wounds suffered by Mrs. Brett Myers after bad starts by her husband

9. Favorite Racial Epiteths and Generalizations From Athletes, Sportscasters and Sports Reporters

8. Unfortunate managerial and motivational tactics by EC's Dainty Sugarplum Editrix Scrap

7. Professions that make more money per hour than Blogging List Monkey

6. Hate Mail comments from anonymous windbags

5. Ways to brighten up our mom's basement for which we are totally paying rent and just staying in temporarily

4. Dikembe Mutumbo's tips for Better Sexing... of Dikembe Mutumbo

3. Sites that, um, inspire... yeah, that's it, inspire... top 10 lists

2. Ways in which Kevin Everett and Sean Taylor really hurt their teams last year

1. Favorite things about ESPN, Bill Simmons, Red Sox Fan, Patriots Fan and Anal Leakage (note: groups may be redundant)