TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE (STUPIDLY) MIXING POLITICS WITH SPORTS

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. You work for the media

9. The following clip didn't make you wince in sorrow and embarrassment for the depths that people have to sink to be President... but it did make you wonder about a Bill n' Hill mixed tag against the Obamas, and whether John McCain looks worse with his shirt off than Ric Flair



8. You actually care about whether a country's athletes boycott the Opening Ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics... or, um, about any other part of the Olympics, for that matter

7. New stadiums cause you to either shill like a corporate whore for the local sports team that's looking for a handout, or fume like a dead-end radical against it

6. The only time you've watched Congressional hearings in your life is when baseball 'roiders were in them

5. You are convinced that Fox Sports is neither fair nor balanced to your team (and given that they seem to exclusively hire ex-Cowboys... you'd be freaking right)

4. Personnel evaluations frequently mix in erratic political tangents ("Vince Young is playing so stupidly, I think he's about to start an endless war in Iraq")

3. You know what Title IX is, and you don't have daughters

2. You think that all of the country's problems would be solved if we only elected people like (Insert Coach or GM Genius of the Moment's Name Here)

1. Mixing these two things is so ingrained in you, you've moved on to mixing in
religion, too