TOP 11 SECRET STADIUM CURSES

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

In honor of the recent foolishness at the new Yankee Stadium, and the inevitable legal action...



11. The Phillies' new stadium is cursed by the presence of tens of thousands of Philly Fans

10. Barry Bonds' old small head is buried in left field at Pac Bell

9. In the middle of the dead at night in Lambeau Field, you can still hear Brett Favre discussing his retirement options

8. Celtics' arena cursed by Rick Pitino's flopsweat, Len Bias's ashes, and Bill Walton's pomposity

7. Safeco Field in Seattle is cursed by the remains of Richie Sexson

6. The Meadowlands contain what's left of Jimmy Hoffa in the "coffin corner," and what's left of Tiki Barber in the "press box"

5. Wrigley Field is built on top of an ancient mediocrity burial ground

4. San Diego's stadiums contain massive amounts of buried enthusiasm and warped spectator perspective, since it's damn near impossible to care too much when the weather is this good

3. Angels Stadium at Anaheim Near Rancho Cucamonga And East Of Catalina cursed with a tragic sense of geographic confusion

2. Minute Maid Park cursed by millions of Enron investors on a near daily basis

1. Your local stadium's name, as soon as it's rights have been sold (witness Alltel, Enron, Pac Bell, First Union and too many more to count)