TOP 11 SIGNS THAT MIGUEL TEJADA WAS OLDER THAN ADVERTISED

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

Jeez, first Raffy Palmeiro rats on him, then ESPN goes all 60 Minutes on his ass. Miggy, you should have never left Oakland!



11. Kept telling ESPN reporters to get off his lawn

10. Only will autograph large print baseballs

9. Losing range, hair, interest in new music

8. Becoming more forgetful about small things, like his true age

7. Interested in B-12 shots for gout and lumbago

6. Thinks he played with Cal Ripken and Alfredo Griffin

5. Makes sure to get lots of fiber from the post-game spread

4. Was happy with the trade from Baltimore to Houston, since he can't handle the cold very well anymore

3. Stories about his days with the A's keep getting longer and more pointless

2. Has started wearing an onion in his belt, which, you know, was the style at the time...

1. Now wearing his stirrups up around his armpits