Epic Carnival: URGE. TO. KILL. RISING.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

URGE. TO. KILL. RISING.

by Tracer Bullet, Staff Writer

The (gah) Super Bowl Champion (hurk) New York #$$^& Giants (who play in New Jersey) today visited President George W. Bush at the White House. I can only hope they got to see Dick Cheney too.

Yes, that was a pathetic excuse to show this picture again, but for an Eagles fan that will be the least nauseating thing about this post.

Bush made lame jokes, Eli stood there looking like the slow-witted mouth-breather he his and the rest of the team just tried not to get Bush's toxic approval ratings all over their expensive suits.

I don't have anything particularly funny or insightful to say about this. I'm just filled with hate and disgust and I needed to put it somewhere. I mean, by law, I have to hate the Giants with the very core of my being. I suppose it's better than watching the friggin' Cowflops win another Super Bowl, but not by much.

I'll just have to console myself with this:

2 comment(s):

DMtShooter said...

I believe BDawk can fly. Unfortunately, it was also a first down...

Tracer Bullet said...

Sometimes it's worth allowing a first down just for the chance to smash a receiver's head into the ground.




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