THE AFTER PARTY

Kentucky Derby's Infield Chief Party Officer (or simply, the CPO). (TLOCG)
The dirtiest and strangest racehorse names of all time. (FanIQ)
The new Nike soccer commercial is kinda cool. (Docksquad)
WWE's Michael Hayes suspended for 60 days. (Wrestling News Desk)
Lakers band wagon syndrome. (The Play in CA)

Assessing D'Antoni. (With Malice...)
Superman vs. Motown with awesome Photoshop. (Cuzoogle)
Will Nick Swisher wear a pink goatee on Mother's Day? (Home Run Derby)
Roger Clemens, you're the greatest! (Gate 21)
Voodoo sabermetrics: Lastings Milledge. (Babes Love Baseball)

Tim Montgomery arrested on heroin charges. (Steroid Nation)
Five Tool Tool has been found, stunned but alive. (Five Tool Tool)
ASU cuts cheerleaders after photos appear on TheDirty.com. (AZ Sports Hub)
Maria Menounos makes a cute beach volleyball player. (on 205th)
John Daly 2008 Golf: The video game. (Blue Monkey Disco Party)