by Simon, SimonOnSports
Dear Chief Editor of the New York Daily News,
Over the past week I have come across your many articles regarding Roger Clemens questionable past. His potential relationships with Mindy McCready, John Daly's wife and others. I am here to tell you that despite these flaws Roger is a good man, a great man in fact, a caring man with a soft touch.
In 1990 when I was a 15 and an aspiring singer I was losing hope. I was a pretty boy but I had yet to find myself. That is when fate hit my life for the better, in of all things a Karaoke bar. I went up to the stage and told the man I wanted to sing Macho Man, by the Village People. I belted it out with passion (it's arguably my favorite song ever) and looking out into the audience I felt connected with a pair of green eyes. I couldn't stop gazing into them and I felt them gazing at me. So after the song I went over and introduced myself to the man with the Green Eyes, a man named Roger Clemens. From that moment forth my life was about to change.
That night we left and he took me to his favorite Florida Night Club and then to his hotel room where we embarked on the most passionate sex one could ever imagine. Roger caressed my body, and my youthful body parts and made me feel like a full grown man. Over the next few years we had our passionate moments but we eventually grew apart. But his influence was always with me and he was always on my mind.
If you take a look at my wikipedia article you will come across this paragraph:
In June of 2007, Iglesias performed the track during his set at London gay club G-A-Y. Traditionally, Iglesias serenades a member of the audience when he performs the song, and this show was no different. However, in this case, a gay male fan was plucked from the audience, illustrating how Iglesias fully embraces his gay fan base in a way unlike many mainstream male pop stars
This is Roger's influence on me. Never has a man been so gentle with me. Never has a man embraced me so, he taught me that love between two men can be a beautiful thing and despite me ravaging Anna for the past year, no person has been more sensual with me than Roger.
In 2001 I finished my second successful record in the US and had a hit single with Hero. I've never told anybody this before but the lyrics for the song were based on a passionate letter I received from Roger over 10 years prior. Roger will always be my hero and will always take my breath away.
Enrique Miguel Iglesias Preysler
Friday, May 2, 2008
DEAR NY DAILY NEWS
Posted at 8:23 AM CT
Similar Topics: bad music, Enrique Iglesias, Hero, letters, music, Roger Clemens, satire, Simon
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