EVEN MORE PROOF THAT EUROPEAN SOCCER PLAYERS HAVE HOTTER WIVES THAN AMERICAN ATHLETES

by T, The Angry T

I was aware that Chelsea forward Ashley Cole had a hot wife. I was unaware that this wife was in a singing and dancing group called Girls Aloud. One of their singles, Can't Speak French, brings joy to my heart in a way I haven't felt since the first time I heard Seal's Kiss from a Rose.

I was so into Cheryl's music that I hardly noticed that she dressed in tiny articles of clothing while prancing around on stage. Thanks to my favorite online newspaper, The Sun, we can all take a look at some fantastic pictures of Cheryl at a show last night. I think she might take the cake as the European soccer's best WAG. What are your thoughts?





Wow.