THE GREATEST MINOR LEAGUE GIVEAWAY OF ALL-TIME

by T, The Angry T

If the best thing about this story was that the Saint Paul Saints were giving away "bobble-feet" dolls before Sunday's game, it was still be a good story. If the best part of the story was that these "bobble-feet" dolls had feet bobbled while sticking out of a restroom stall, it would be a great story. But fortunately for all of us, the story has a much better twist than just those two wrinkles.

The Saint Paul Saints have outdone themselves as they have went outside of the realm of sports to poke fun at a U.S. Senator who created a stir when he was caught in a men's bathroom stall with another man at the Minneapolis airport.

The team, for it's part is making some hilarious statements as to why they have chosen this image:

The baseball team says the promotion, which coincides with National Tap Dance Day, is "in tribute to all their toe-tapping friends and fans from around the nation who may ever have set foot in Minneapolis-St. Paul… even for just a change of planes. The one-of-a-kind collector’s item depicts a restroom stall and a bobble foot peaking out from underneath."

That is some pretty good bullshit, but this is even better:

"We decided to have a little fun," spokesman Sean Aronson tells On Deadline. "If people want to make that correlation they're more than welcome to," he adds.

You sly son of a bitch Aronson. Hopefully Eliot Spitzer bobble-penis night is on the horizon. You can sandwich than in during National Phallus month and no one will be any the wiser.