HOW TO SPEND $61 MILLION DOLLARS IN ONE YEAR

by T, The Angry T

In my attempt to see how many posts I can go without talking about sports, I bring you this: Britney Spears spent 61 million dollars last year according to In Touch Weekly, an publication I would trust before my own mother. 61 million dollars. Say it to yourself, slowly, because it is more than you and 20 of your buddies will make in a lifetime (or 250 times what I will make in my lifetime), and Britney spent it last year.

Let's take a look at 10 things you could buy with 61 million:

10. You can improperly fire Jim O' Brien almost 22 times. ($2.7 million)

9. You and 1.7 million of your friends could purchase the all you can eat pass at Dodger Stadium and watch Andruw Jones go 0-5. ($35 dollars a piece)

8. Pay Jake Long's singing bonus twice. ($30 million)

7. You could buy three Florida Marlins teams. (75 Marlins in total) ($21.8 million)

6. You could make it rain, Pacman Jones style, 750 times. ($80,000)

5. One half of Mike Hampton's 121 million dollar contract.

4. 10,000,000 bottles to stop America from puking after reading this headline and imagining Barbara Walters humping ($6 a bottle)

3. 3.5 million Tom Gorzelany Bobbleheads that will flick you off mercilessly. (17 dollars on EBay)

2. You could bail Dennis Rodman out of jail 1,220 times. ($50,000 bail)

1. You can almost pay the Buffalo Bills to play eight games in your backyard against you and your friends. (78 million)