THIS KID DEFINITELY PLAYED TOO MUCH GRAND THEFT AUTO IV

by T, The Angry T

I would like to go on the record and blame Rockstar games' Grand Theft Auto IV video game for this clown. Make sure you watch that video. While you watch attempt to hold back your disdain for anyone, including children, with Boston accents.

I am a relatively stable person, but after I play a few hours of Grand Theft Auto and go out in the real world, I have an itch to create havoc. I want to do donuts, go off jumps, run from the police, shoot up store-fronts and the like. I am not going to go as far as to say that the game is harmful to young children. But I will say that if a nine year old leads a police in a five state chase that ends in a 143 car pile-up, I won't be surprised.

I want to do everything in this video in real-life immediately: