TOP 10 REASONS WHY NBA PLAYOFF TEAMS CAN'T WIN ON THE ROAD

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

With tonight's two home wins, the home teams in the second round are now 17-1. What's causing it?

10. NBA players, being strongly monogamous, can only have sex at home, giving them more happiness and relaxation then they get on the road

9. Non-stars subject to dread Testicle Shrinkage and Retraction when faced with the novel and horrible ordeal of being booed

8. The balls and rims are juiced

7. NBA referee consultant Tim Donaghy has told every crew to "make sure it goes long, if you know what's good for you"

6. Visiting teams keeps getting distracted by the exceptional entertainment value of mascots and cheerleaders

5. Unlike the MLB and NFL, a true home court advantage still exists, since fans of teams from large media markets don't travel as much

4. Ever since the Kobe Bryant food poisoning problem in Sacramento, nobody eats on the road anymore

3. NBA players enjoy making sportswriters and bloggers look like idiots for trying to draw conclusions and/or momentum from games

2. They're all gutless, unlike the players when I was young. We used to wear onions in our belts...

1. It's too small of a sample size to draw any meaningful conclusions, but people who talk about sample size never get on television... or laid