Epic Carnival: TOP 10 SIGNS THAT LEBRON JAMES WASN'T GETTING ENOUGH HELP TO WIN GAME 7

Sunday, May 18, 2008

TOP 10 SIGNS THAT LEBRON JAMES WASN'T GETTING ENOUGH HELP TO WIN GAME 7

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. The Cavaliers started Wally Szczerbiak, who contributed all of 1 rebound more than a dead man in 15 minutes to the cause

9. He was able to get a luxuriant one minute and twelve seconds of rest in Game 7

8. His coach is so dumb (to give just one example, LeBron and his 73% FT percentage shoots the technicals, rather than Delonte West's 86%, Szczerbiak's 93%, Aleksandar Pavlovic's 80%, or Sydrunas Ilgauskas's 80%), he made Doc Rivers a tactical advantage

7. The Cavs' only offensive play seemed to be "run away from LeBron and hope he scores"

6. The next best Cavalier (West) had less than a third of his points and three times his turnovers

5. He had the only Cavalier uniform that didn't smell of flop sweat, nervous wetting and failure

4. By the second quarter, Celtics Fan was already calling him "Dominique"

3. Any time he didn't take the shot felt like a Celtics win

2. The only thing that kept James from leading his team in every positive offensive category was a single rebound and blocked shot

1. He plays for Cleveland

4 comment(s):

Anonymous said...

LBJ was amazing..He is by far the classiest guy in the NBA..and because of that I feel that he will re-sign in Cleveland in 2 years. It sucks for the rest of the teams in the NBA, but he is a loyal and dedicated guy.

World of Isaac said...

honestly, what makes you think Lebron is re-signing with Cleveland....its a junk market in a junk city with a junk basketball team...

All the reason for him to leave town

Anonymous said...

excuse me u dumb ass...i mean 'world of issac' lebron is from akron...which is 30 minutes from cleveland all his family is there as well as his high school friends, so there for i don't think he'll leave cleveland because he thinks its a 'junk city'

DMtShooter said...

Birthplace or not, he's not winning an NBA title with the Cavs' current ownership and general management, unless they somehow get a Pau Gasol dropped in their lap.

I hope he stays, because he'll never be as loved elsewhere as he is in Cleveland. But if they aren't better by the time his contract is up, you can't really blame him for thinking about going elsewhere.


- ADVERTISEMENT -




HOT STUFF ON THE WEB...

OUR BENEFACTORS