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10. "The officiating really looks to be pushing this series to go longer."
9. "That was a terrible timeout."
8. "The crowd really doesn't seem loud or into this game."
7. "This team would have been better off in the lottery."
6. "How a team closes out a quarter doesn't really matter any more than any other minutes in a game, since points count the same throughout the entire game."
5. "These coaches are really not working hard, and aren't very smart."
4. "You can really sense the relief for their season ending. No one really wanted to see this team play any more basketball."
3. "With that foul, they are in the penalty, but that's rarely important."
2. "The last few minutes of this game are going to fly right by, because these players are men who don't need their hands held over every little thing."
1. "The team that's being eliminated accomplished nothing of importance this year, and has no real future."
Thursday, May 15, 2008
TOP 10 THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR IN AN NBA PLAYOFF TELECAST
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I beg to differ on #8 (atleast for 1 example)...in game 5 of the Pistons v Magic, the announcer challeneged the loudness of the Palace crowd on 3 different occasions.
~Danny Noonan
"Now lets go to our really awesome and informative between quarter interview where the girl will get the coach to tell us the winning strategy for his team".
"If Kobe keeps playing like this, there won't be a white woman with a safe asshole in the entire state of Colorado."
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