TOP 10 VIEWS YOU WON'T HEAR EXPRESSED ABOUT THE DOLPHINS AND JASON TAYLOR

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Dancing on television does not alter your sexual orientation, and your orientation is very likely to be irrelevant to your ability to play football

9. A veteran star defensive end does not need training camp for team success (see Strahan, Michael)

8. Bill Parcells was a .500 coach in Dallas and a shameless media whore everywhere

7. "Voluntary" off-season workouts are an absolute and utter crock, and no one has ever won or lost a game in May

6. Maybe, just maybe, the Dolphins are looking to cut salary of a 33-year-old defensive player, independent of any other consideration

5. After enduring the last few years of Dolphins Football, it's a wonder Taylor hasn't just pulled a Barry Sanders

4. Nearly every other NFL player would have also gone on the show for the paycheck, if asked

3. No one would have cared if Taylor stunk

2. Taylor is doing the right thing for his long-term earning potential, and any Dolphin Fan that has a problem with that needs to answer if they wouldn't do the same at their job

1. The rules are, and should be, different for players who can actually play... and the Dolphins really don't have many of those to waste on petty team tyranny