TOP 11 REASONS WHY THE SPURS JUST WON'T DIE

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

11. In the words of Charles Barkley, they're cockroaches

10. They faced a coach who managed his bench as if they came to the game on a short bus from a leper center

9. Peja Stojakovic and Wally Szczerbiak shop at the same playoff tailors for triple reinforced neckwear

8. Robert Horry has negoiated a spectacular return for the sale of his soul

7. The collective dreams of NBA writers and analysts to avoid San Antonio for New Orleans acted as a spectacular double jinx

6. The best NBA season and playoff series in years has to end with Pistons-Spurs, just to prove that God hates hoop

5. Gregg Popovich keeps using those freaky Jedi mind tricks

4. The world needed another media mouth jobathon for Coach Jackson and Popovich

3. Bruce Bowen wants The Ring so much, he's willing to jump into the volcano at Mount Doom

2. With every Spurs playoff win with Michael Finley on the roster, another part of Mark Cuban dies

1. Despite being the living embodiment of E-Vile with their flopping, whining and thugging, they're actually... damn it... really, really good